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fthgurdy:

bixbiboom:

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

The Backstreet Boys have the best redemption arc .

The air instruments :-D

Kevin’s kids tho

(via acecorvid)

a-fools-stone:

shyocean:

dramatically-existing:

“I had a bad childhood”

• says too much
• sounds sad
• people will assume things

“I come with lore”

• makes you sound like a character
• is cooler
• people will be so distracted by the wording that they won’t see how badly you’ve been doing

I’m fucking using this.

I also recomend using:

• my bloodline ends with me. instead of “im not having kids”
• Many have tried to court me and failed, instead of “im single”
• How does it go traveller? as a gender nuetral way greeting
• my family history is huanted by monsters as a quick way to summerise a problem/mental illness that negatively affecting you

and like a whole lot more ive forgotten

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

sangredesirena:

sir that is my emotional support male celebrity that i direct all of my male attraction towards bc he is a highly idealized man that is safe to lust after because he cannot hurt me!!!!!!!

(via angelhartz)

keysmashingbicth:

weepingwitch:

snout:

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

my cells govern themselves, I’m mostly just a figurehead

my body is a constitutional monarchy and i am its powerless queen

(via polkadottedslippers)

honeystopthecar:

beardyboywonder:

every gamer’s reaction upon finding a blood-covered room: well that’s not good

I am pretty sure that is not exclusive just to gamers.

(via confirmance)

ppolkadotty:

smelly-cat-its-not-ur-fault:

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

(via motherhenna)